Went out to breakfast at the Mill Whistle today it was good, I was reading Life Mag in our kitchen this afternoon and I stumbled across an article about the Little League World Series. Ok, I'm no fan of baseball, I really don't understand the game, except my prior times as kick-ball queen, but I am a fan of baseball guys. The team just has the nicest, best looking single guys on it. Probably the reason the majority of them are single is because baseball takes up all their time. Also, come on I'm a tennis girl and we feel that a tennis racket and a baseball bat have something in common. Anna and Tim Linner are together and have been for a while and Ilene just decided to go after the entire community college team, but was very upset to find out that they had a game on prom night. But again think of the other athletic team guys.
Swimming - They get too much joy out of speedo's and are rumored to all be questioning their sexuality.
Cross Country - Cute, but very tall and lanky normally.
Football - Got a few hot ones, got a good mix of guys, but you can't tell them apart in those uniforms.
Golf - Hot, some of them, but too mature, quiet acting; have some fun!
Basketball - Where are the white boys?
Soccer - Goofy, majority hard partiers. "Yeah! We won the game! Let's get a keg!"
Tennis - Goofy and cocky bunch with long hair and aviators who think they are all a bunch of pros.
Track - Lacking white boys
Bowling - Enough said, that sport has to be the dorkiest un-sport on the planet. Does not keep people in shape, lots of fat bowlers.
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